jueves, 14 de julio de 2011


Lauren Cooper: Are you English, sir?
Mr. Logan: No, Im Scottish.
Lauren Cooper: So you aint English, then?
Mr. Logan: No, Im British.
Lauren Cooper: So you aint English, then?
Mr. Logan: No, Im not. But as you can see, I do speak English.
Lauren Cooper: But I cant understand what youre saying, sir.
Mr. Logan: Well, clearly you can.
Lauren Cooper: Sorry, are you talking Scottish now?
Mr. Logan: No, Im talking English.
Lauren Cooper: Right, dont sound like it.





Lauren Cooper: I dont think that youre quite qualified to teach us
  English.
Mr. Logan: I am perfectly qualified to teach you English.
Lauren Cooper: I dont think you are, though.
Mr. Logan: You dont have to be English to teach it.
Lauren Cooper: Right... have we got double English... or double
  Scottish?





Lauren Cooper: Can I ask you a question?
Mr. Logan: Not just now.
Lauren Cooper: Can I ask you a question now?
Mr. Logan: Just wait.
Lauren Cooper: Can I ask you a question? I only want to ask you a
  question. Cant I ask you a question? Im just asking you a
  question. Can I ASK you a QUESTION?
Mr. Logan: What is it?
Lauren Cooper: Are you the Doctor?
Mr. Logan: ...Doctor Who?



Mr. Logan: Im not the Doctor, Im your English teacher!
Lauren Cooper: I dont think you are, though!
Mr. Logan: Lauren...
Lauren Cooper: I think youre a nine hundred an forty-five year old
  Time Lord!
Mr. Logan: Listen...
Lauren Cooper: Did ya just pitch up from Mars?
Mr. Logan: Dont be ridiculous.
Lauren Cooper: You know your house, right?
Mr. Logan: What?
Lauren Cooper: You know your house?
Mr. Logan: Yeah?
Lauren Cooper: Is it bigger on the inside?
Mr. Logan: Be quiet!
Lauren Cooper: Did you park the TARDIS on the meter?
Lauren Cooper: Do you fancy Billie Piper, sir?
Mr. Logan: Right!
[slams book on table]
Mr. Logan: You are the most insolent child I have ever had the
  misfortune to teach!
Lauren Cooper: Thank you.
Mr. Logan: Youre pointless, repetitious, and extremely dull!
Lauren Cooper: Bit like Shakespeare.
Mr. Logan: You are not even worthy to mention his name! William
  Shakes - William Shakespeare was a genius! You, little madam, are
  definitely not! Now just sit there, keep your mouth shut, or I will
  fail you in this whole module right now!
Lauren Cooper: [tsks] Amest I bovveréd?




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